Opinions And Ramblings By Adam Kmiec On All Things Media

Who Will Win The War On Words?

Written on November 4, 2008 by Adam Kmiec in Funny, Misc.

At Colle+McVoy, we’ve been having our own election. The candidates were whittled down, 10s of 100s of 1000s of pennies were spent on advertising, scare tactics were used, and finally today we can cast our vote for “Copywriter.” Please cast your vote today for Joel Stacy or Brian Ritchie. Remember, voting is your right as an American. Make sure your voice is heard and vote today.

The polls do close at 11:59 PM tonight. We also accept write-in votes. Just use the commenting option on this post.

Tags: Colle+McVoy, Funny, Polldaddy, Satire

MR. E

John Neerland for copywritter
MR. E

John Neerland for copywritter
http://www.johnneerlandforcopywriter.com/ John Neerland

Liberate yourself from the 2-party system!

WRITE IN Neerland!
http://www.johnneerlandforcopywriter.com John Neerland

Liberate yourself from the 2-party system!

WRITE IN Neerland!
toots

John Neerland for copywriter
http://www.nyjets.com/ Brett Farve

I do not endorse Joel. He is from Wisconsin. Go Jets.
toots

John Neerland for copywriter
http://www.nyjets.com Brett Farve

I do not endorse Joel. He is from Wisconsin. Go Jets.
Anonymous

John Neerland
Anonymous

John Neerland
Anaughtymoose

John Neerland.

He came to work today, just like me!
Anaughtymoose

John Neerland.

He came to work today, just like me!
Lisa

Since Joel Stacy told me I was his campaiign manager and I havent heard from him in 3 weeks, I’m going to vote for Neerland because he’s a pervert.
Lisa

Since Joel Stacy told me I was his campaiign manager and I havent heard from him in 3 weeks, I’m going to vote for Neerland because he’s a pervert.
Account Gal

I don’t like that west-coast hipster Ritchie, or that east-coast pretentiousness from Stacy, so I’m going with a hardworking, midwest focused writer: John Neerland.
Account Gal

I don’t like that west-coast hipster Ritchie, or that east-coast pretentiousness from Stacy, so I’m going with a hardworking, midwest focused writer: John Neerland.
Lisa

And Joel, don’t say you gave me the silent boot for reasons like “she can’t spell CAMPAIGN” because I mispelled that on purpose on my last comment. So there.

WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ACTIONS, JOEL.
Lisa

And Joel, don’t say you gave me the silent boot for reasons like “she can’t spell CAMPAIGN” because I mispelled that on purpose on my last comment. So there.

WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ACTIONS, JOEL.
Ms. Aliss

I’m voting for John Neerland.
Ms. Aliss

I’m voting for John Neerland.
C+Mvoter

I am neither a redneck nor a socialist, so my vote goes to John Neerland.
C+Mvoter

I am neither a redneck nor a socialist, so my vote goes to John Neerland.
Chickles

John Neerland is pretty mavericky and he is a guy that someone could sit down and have a beer with, so he gets my vote.
Chickles

John Neerland is pretty mavericky and he is a guy that someone could sit down and have a beer with, so he gets my vote.
http://www.filmick.co.uk/ Brendon Connelly

John Neerland. Definitely. I’ll sit down with him, but pass on the beer.
http://www.filmick.co.uk/ Brendon Connelly

Oh, and his middle name is Hussein. Always a good sign.
http://www.filmick.co.uk Brendon Connelly

John Neerland. Definitely. I’ll sit down with him, but pass on the beer.
http://www.filmick.co.uk Brendon Connelly

Oh, and his middle name is Hussein. Always a good sign.
First Lady

Brian Ritchie barely knows how to get to the airport on time, so I’m voting for John Neerland. I still remember Neerland’s old campaign magnets and wife beater tanktops.
First Lady

Brian Ritchie barely knows how to get to the airport on time, so I’m voting for John Neerland. I still remember Neerland’s old campaign magnets and wife beater tanktops.
RalphNader

i don’t think either candidate can catch a line drive with their teeth.
john neerland can, and that’s why he has my vote.
RalphNader

i don’t think either candidate can catch a line drive with their teeth.
john neerland can, and that’s why he has my vote.
Anonymous

John Neerland for Copywriter.
Barack Obama

John Neerland for copywriter. I approve this message.
Drill Baby Drill

John Neerland! Maverick.
Drill Baby Drill

John Neerland! Maverick.
Anonymous

John Neerland for Copywriter.
Barack Obama

John Neerland for copywriter. I approve this message.
Kara

Kind of like, Armin Only 2008…but not. I vote Neerland.
Kara

Kind of like, Armin Only 2008…but not. I vote Neerland.
T

I vote John Neerland
T

I vote John Neerland
http://it.collemcvoy.com/ Almost-Disenfranchised Voter

I vote for John Neerland – EVERYONE should be allowed to vote – NOT just the elite (the creative and interactive class). As a member of the lowly IT class, I proudly cast my vote for the write-in candidacy of John Neerland – the People’s Choice™
http://it.collemcvoy.com Almost-Disenfranchised Voter

I vote for John Neerland – EVERYONE should be allowed to vote – NOT just the elite (the creative and interactive class). As a member of the lowly IT class, I proudly cast my vote for the write-in candidacy of John Neerland – the People’s Choice™
http://www.exponentpr.com/ PR Peeps Can Copywrite, too

I vote for John Neerland, because he gave me the chance to vote!
http://www.exponentpr.com PR Peeps Can Copywrite, too

I vote for John Neerland, because he gave me the chance to vote!
Sid Hartman

Just like me, John rambles about things that don’t happen, people he has supposedly met and all of his good friends (Will Smith, Tori Hunter, Ghandi)

I vote Neeerland.
Sid Hartman

Just like me, John rambles about things that don’t happen, people he has supposedly met and all of his good friends (Will Smith, Tori Hunter, Ghandi)

I vote Neeerland.
I Heart Neerland

Neerland.
I Heart Neerland

Neerland.

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