Who Will Win The War On Words?

At Colle+McVoy, we’ve been having our own election.  The candidates were whittled down, 10s of 100s of 1000s of pennies were spent on advertising, scare tactics were used, and finally today we can cast our vote for “Copywriter.”  Please cast your vote today for Joel Stacy or Brian Ritchie.  Remember, voting is your right as an American.  Make sure your voice is heard and vote today.

 

The polls do close at 11:59 PM tonight.  We also accept write-in votes.  Just use the commenting option on this post.

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  1. MR. E
    November 4, 2008 | 11:44 am

    John Neerland for copywritter

  2. John Neerland
    November 4, 2008 | 11:46 am

    Liberate yourself from the 2-party system!

    WRITE IN Neerland!

  3. toots
    November 4, 2008 | 11:47 am

    John Neerland for copywriter

  4. Brett Farve
    November 4, 2008 | 11:47 am

    I do not endorse Joel. He is from Wisconsin. Go Jets.

  5. Anonymous
    November 4, 2008 | 11:58 am

    John Neerland

  6. Anaughtymoose
    November 4, 2008 | 12:03 pm

    John Neerland.

    He came to work today, just like me!

  7. Lisa
    November 4, 2008 | 12:05 pm

    Since Joel Stacy told me I was his campaiign manager and I havent heard from him in 3 weeks, I’m going to vote for Neerland because he’s a pervert.

  8. Account Gal
    November 4, 2008 | 12:07 pm

    I don’t like that west-coast hipster Ritchie, or that east-coast pretentiousness from Stacy, so I’m going with a hardworking, midwest focused writer: John Neerland.

  9. Lisa
    November 4, 2008 | 12:09 pm

    And Joel, don’t say you gave me the silent boot for reasons like “she can’t spell CAMPAIGN” because I mispelled that on purpose on my last comment. So there.

    WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN ACTIONS, JOEL.

  10. Ms. Aliss
    November 4, 2008 | 12:19 pm

    I’m voting for John Neerland.

  11. C+Mvoter
    November 4, 2008 | 1:19 pm

    I am neither a redneck nor a socialist, so my vote goes to John Neerland.

  12. Chickles
    November 4, 2008 | 2:10 pm

    John Neerland is pretty mavericky and he is a guy that someone could sit down and have a beer with, so he gets my vote.

  13. Brendon Connelly
    November 4, 2008 | 2:28 pm

    John Neerland. Definitely. I’ll sit down with him, but pass on the beer.

  14. Brendon Connelly
    November 4, 2008 | 2:28 pm

    Oh, and his middle name is Hussein. Always a good sign.

  15. First Lady
    November 4, 2008 | 2:32 pm

    Brian Ritchie barely knows how to get to the airport on time, so I’m voting for John Neerland. I still remember Neerland’s old campaign magnets and wife beater tanktops.

  16. RalphNader
    November 4, 2008 | 2:38 pm

    i don’t think either candidate can catch a line drive with their teeth.
    john neerland can, and that’s why he has my vote.

  17. Drill Baby Drill
    November 4, 2008 | 2:44 pm

    John Neerland! Maverick.

  18. Anonymous
    November 4, 2008 | 2:44 pm

    John Neerland for Copywriter.

  19. Barack Obama
    November 4, 2008 | 2:44 pm

    John Neerland for copywriter. I approve this message.

  20. Kara
    November 4, 2008 | 2:45 pm

    Kind of like, Armin Only 2008…but not. I vote Neerland.

  21. T
    November 4, 2008 | 2:46 pm

    I vote John Neerland

  22. Almost-Disenfranchised Voter
    November 4, 2008 | 2:49 pm

    I vote for John Neerland – EVERYONE should be allowed to vote – NOT just the elite (the creative and interactive class). As a member of the lowly IT class, I proudly cast my vote for the write-in candidacy of John Neerland – the People’s Choice™

  23. PR Peeps Can Copywrite, too
    November 4, 2008 | 2:54 pm

    I vote for John Neerland, because he gave me the chance to vote!

  24. Sid Hartman
    November 4, 2008 | 3:04 pm

    Just like me, John rambles about things that don’t happen, people he has supposedly met and all of his good friends (Will Smith, Tori Hunter, Ghandi)

    I vote Neeerland.

  25. I Heart Neerland
    November 4, 2008 | 3:22 pm

    Neerland.

  26. Somebody at C+M
    November 4, 2008 | 3:23 pm

    Neerland. It just sounds better.

  27. ash
    November 4, 2008 | 3:32 pm

    Neerland.

  28. Pioneer Press & Star Tribune
    November 4, 2008 | 3:49 pm

    Finally our two newspapers can agree on something: John Neerland.

  29. a
    November 4, 2008 | 3:51 pm

    I vote John Neerland

  30. sawyer
    November 4, 2008 | 3:56 pm

    John Neerland for Copywriter: X

  31. Mrs. Neerland
    November 4, 2008 | 3:56 pm

    I vote Neerland. Gotta stand by my man.

  32. An informed voter
    November 4, 2008 | 4:09 pm

    Neerland. Duh.

  33. Chuck A
    November 4, 2008 | 4:18 pm

    OK, after seeing weeks of negative advertising, I have to go for the independent candidate — John Neerland. Not only did he show up for work today, he bought me lunch and gave me a bright shiny new car. He is the man.

  34. green
    November 4, 2008 | 4:22 pm

    his website rocks AND he rides his bike to the lightrail…helping the environment. that’s neerland, my vote is with him!

  35. facebook
    November 4, 2008 | 4:43 pm

    Neerland instructed me I must vote for him on Facebook. A vote for him

  36. Anonimous
    November 4, 2008 | 4:57 pm

    I vote Neerland

  37. Wooed By Neerland
    November 4, 2008 | 5:08 pm

    I vote neerland, he’s the most barackin’ copywriter we have!!!

    (that’s right, 3 slammers)

  38. Colin Powell
    November 4, 2008 | 6:33 pm

    I endorse John Neerland.

  39. me
    November 4, 2008 | 7:51 pm

    neerland fo eva.

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