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Why Should I Follow Your Business?

There are days when The Onion just nails it. Yesterday they posted an article titled, “Local Fabric Store Urges You To Check Them Out On Twitter.”

The sarcasm of the article hits on the idea that every company these days seems to be asking you to follow them on Facebook and Twitter. Restaurants, dry cleaners, grocery stores and others are posting signs in their windows that let customers know they have a presence on Facbook and Twitter.

In theory that’s great. I love seeing business realize the need to create awareness around their social real-estate. Unfortunately, too many companies simply think if they create Facebook and Twitter accounts, they’ll magically get followers. As a marketer first and an interactive practioner second, I can tell you that offline marketing and awareness tools are critical to driving social success.

Ok, off the soap box. Here’s the thing that’s missing. That sign in the window is a great first step, but rarely are the reasons why I should follow you included. Think about it. Why am I going to seek you out on Facebook or Twitter if I don’t know what I’m going to get from it? It just doesn’t make sense.

We need to be smarter about our offline marketing. The real magic starts to happen in the social space, when our offline marketing is working hard to support our online initiatives. Dare I say…our marketing needs to be more integrated? I know that’s a marketing buzzword, but I think you can see in this case, why it’s so important.

I’d love to see examples you’ve come across of companies doing it right.

Mad Men’s Performance Is Raising The Bar For Advertisers

If you’re a frequent Mad Men watcher, I wonder if you’ve started to notice the strange phenomenon I’m noticing.  The ads, you know those “annoying” commercials, are getting a hell of a lot better.  When Mad Men first launched the commercials were your run of the mill, everyday ads.  In short, they were boring, expected and lacking soul. Even the BMW ads (and you know I’m a huge BMW fan) were nothing to tune in for.  But, as Mad Men has taken off we’re seeing advertisers up their game.  The content in Mad Men is so good, advertisers are having to make their ads better.

This is a win-win for the user.  Commercials are simply part of a TV viewing experience.  Yes, even if you have Tivo, they are part of the experience, because you have to skip them.  But, when the ads become enjoyable, entertaining, riveting and immersive, the user almost doesn’t mind watching them…almost.

Not unlike TV Shows mailing it in for an entire quarter, until just before sweeps week or an awards cut-off date, we’ve grown accustomed to ads being horrendous all year, until the Super Bowl.  That’s the one time when marketers and advertisers and clients and agencies come together to create ads that are interesting, emotional, fun and more importantly, worth hunting for on USA Today or YouTube, to watch again.  I’ve long lamented that marketers and advertisers should treat every day like it was the Super Bowl, bring their A game and never mail it in.  But, let’s be honest, that just doesn’t happen with the exception of a few brands (eg Nike and Apple).  It’s fun to see marketers and advertisers alike acting like Jr. Art Directors fawning for the approval of Don Draper.

Am I the only one noticing this?

So I Was Held Hostage By Yellow Cab

This isn’t a work of fiction.  This isn’t a lie.  This isn’t a stretch of the truth.  This is, in fact, a 100% completely true story of how the Pittsburgh Yellow Cab Company essentially held me hostage for roughly 30 minutes.

Let’s start with the definition of “hostage,” just to make sure we are all on the same page.  Webster defines a hostage as:

  • a person held by one party in a conflict as a pledge pending the fulfillment of an agreement
  • person taken by force to secure the taker’s demands

My trip into Pittsburgh was going amazingly well.  The flight from Chicago took off on time, arrives 15 minutes early, there was a cab waiting, no line for the cab and we made it into Pittsburgh quickly.  I was just praising the gods for all this great fortune, when things took an abrupt turn toward crazy town.

The cab driver stopped at the MARC USA Pittsburgh office and read me the fare; $34.00 and change.  I pulled out my Discover Card (it’s my card of choice and I’ve used it for every cab ride I’ve ever taken from and to the Pittsburgh airport) and handed it to the driver.  The driver snapped his head back at me, pursed his lips and in a clearly irritated tone said to me, “I don’t take Discover, only Visa or Mastercard.”  I mumbled under my breath, that this was ridiculous and the said to him, “well, that’s the only card I have.”  This was technically a lie.  I had my Visa CheckCard that’s tied to my banking account; however I never use that card for cab rides.  In the past I’ve witnessed and heard of stories where a vendor/service will run up charges once they have your CheckCard info.  I should also mention that the Yellow Cab website clearly indicates that they do in fact take Discover Card.  But, I digress…back to the story.

The driver snapped back to me and said, “Bullshit, I want my money now.  You’re not going to rip me off.”  Woah, this totally caught me off guard.  I was completely confused.  At this point, I said, “Well, there’s an ATM over there (roughly 15 feet away), I’ll go there and get you your money.”  That seems fair, right?  Well, not to this guy.  No sooner had I put my hand on the door handle to exit the cab, the cab driver locked the doors and yelled to me, “no, no, no, I’m not going to fall for this trick.”  Huh?  So I was literally locked inside the cab and couldn’t get out.  Perplexed, I tweeted, “I’m locked in a cab. My cab driver wont let me out because I gave him Discover Card.”  While tweeting, the driver told me that he’d be calling the cops.  I was getting more confused by the moment.  I once again reiterated my request that he let me out so that I could get his money from the ATM.  But, he ignored my commentary and proceeded with dialing 911.

Well, I guess not to be outdone, I tried calling the Yellow Cab customer service line from my cell phone 3 times.  However, each time, my call automatically was sent to voice mail.  There was no one, not one single person, actually manning the customer complaint/service line.  Well, so much for customer service.  15 minutes went by and I realized he had not turned the meeter off.  I pointed this out and was then cursed at and told that it was not my place to tell him how to use his cab.  WTF, right?  Ok, it gets better.  I then said to him, “look, just let me get out so I can get your money and we can then both put this behind us.”  At this point, the driver of Yellow Cab 159 went further into crazy town.  He, said that he was going to sue me for lost wages, because I was the one causing this situation.  Huh?  No, seriously, huh?

I continued to ask to be let out of the car and finally he agreed.  Great, I thought, I grabbed my bag and attempted to leave the cab.  I should point out, the cab was a mini-van with sliding doors on each side.  I attempted to exit from behind the driver’s side.  The driver then demanded I leave my bag with him.  Ummm, no.  The bag had an iPad, Mcbook Pro, a few expense checks and some other personal items.  I declined and that’s when he grabbed me and tried to pull the bag off of my shoulder.  I then slid back into the car and exited out of the door behind the passenger’s seat.  I made my way to the ATM, grabbed $40.00 in cash, brought it back over and asked for a receipt.  He refused to provide a receipt unless I gave him the money.  Again, strange, but at this point, nothing was phasing me.

This is when it got even stranger…the cops showed up.  Yes, I said cops.  See, he had apparently called 911 twice.  The first officer on the scene was alone.  He was quite helpful and very cordial. I wish I had taken down his info, because he deserves a medal.  He asked me what happened, I explained the situation and he apologized.  He then went over the cab driver, got his story, came back and agreed to procure the receipt from the cab driver in exchange for the money.  Not a problem.  I gave the officer $1.25 (I’d already given the cab driver the $40.00 from the ATM).  The officer provided the cab driver the $1.25, got me my receipt and again apologized.  This is when a police van showed up with 2 or 3 (I can’t recall) additional officers.  They were a bit late to the party :)

The officer advised me to call the cab company, talk to a supervisor and explain the situation.  I called again and again was dropped right into voicemail.  I’m sending a link to this post to the cab company and will let you know what happens.  Talk about a crazy Friday; and it wasn’t even Friday the 13th.

The ROI Of Doing Nothing

Everybody wants to know the ROI. It’s the first question every marketer is asking when evaluating an idea. We’ve been trained to think of ROI as the output of an input. For example, if you spend $1,000,000 on paid search, how many “widget” sales will you generate? If each widget yields a profit of $1.00, you’ll need to generate 1,000,001 sales to from that paid search campaign to be ROI positive.

I realize that’s a very simple and linear example. But, it works for the purposes of this argument; and here’s why. If I told you the paid search campaign would only generate 500,000 widget sales, there by generating $500,000 in profit, you’d call the $1,000,000 investment unwise since it’s an ROI negative program. On the surface, you’d be 100% correct. But, what if I also told you that if you didn’t do the program, your competition would generate 750,000 incremental widget sales at your expense. In other words, you’d lose 750,000 widget sales to your competition if you didn’t spend the $1,000,000 on the paid search program.

Sure, the paid search program was ROI negative, but not doing to the program was even more ROI negative. Rarely do we consider what happens if we did nothing. From the very simple example above you can see why not doing anything could be the most ROI negative decision you could make.

Chew on that.

The Plight Of The Dry Cleaner

What do you do if you’re a dry cleaner?  Think about it.  You choose a dry cleaner not on price, but on convenience.  Location, location, location is what this game is all about.  Would you really choose a dry cleaner that’s 10 blocks away, if there’s one 2 blocks away…even if the one that’s 10 blocks away is 10% cheaper?  Of course not.  The plight of the dry cleaner is fascinating to me.  The bulk of their business has to come from a small radius.  All the advertising in the world isn’t going to change that.  The pricing and margins are roughly the same for every dry cleaner.  Loyalty and customer retention has to be nearly impossible.  Again, if you move to a new city or a new neighborhood, you’re not going to drive out of your way to keep going to the same dry cleaner.  The lifetime value of a customer is completely tied to how long they’ll live inside of that radius.  Can you differentiate on speed or quality of service?  I’m not sure.  I mean could you tell the difference from an exceptionally pressed shirt and just a well-presses shirt?  I can’t.

Ok, so increasing awareness will have diminishing returns, creating loyalty is nearly impossible, the pricing has very little elasticity, and there’s little you can offer from a shopping experience to differentiate from the competition.  Ouch.  So, I ask you, what would you do?

Your Web Metrics Reports Are Antiquated

Unique Visitors.  Time Spent On Site.  Repeat Visitors.  Bounce Rates.  These metrics and so many more and quickly becoming less a means of determining how well your site is performing.  Unique Visitors was supposed to tell us about the reach we were generating, while things like Time Spent on Site and Repeat Visitors was all about “engagement.”  And of course, the Bounce Rate told us how appealing our site was; if you will it spoke of “interest” to the visitor.

So the formula and approach for measuring success was simple.  We run a bunch of TV, print and outdoor that has a URL in it.  Of course that URL is written in minuscule font and only up for 1/2 a second during the spot, but I digress.  All these people see this URL and of course say, hey, I’ve been itching to visit a site about erectile dysfunction, so they type it in and come to the site.  After all this is a sequential process, right?  I mean we’ve only seen the path to purchase funnel a billion times over our careers.  And then after you visit the site, you’re of course going to spend gobs and gobs of time getting all the information you need.  Then, even though you have all this information you’ll of course want to come back multiple times to read all this information again and again.

Perhaps, my favorite misconception is that more time spent on site is better than less.  I’ve seen situation after situation where the reason time spent on site is so high is because the site is to difficult to navigate that you can’t find what you’re looking for.  I think you’re starting to see the lunacy of this model.

Today, though, the means for how we evaluate the performance of a site are even less relevant because simply put, people just don’t want to spend on your website.  They’d rather hang out on youTube, Facebook, etc.  This is why brands are rushing to build real estate on those sites.  So great, you’ve built a Facebook Business/Fan page.  You have 100s of thousands of followers who spending time “engaging” with your brand on Facebook.  Well, doesn’t it reason that if they’re spending time with you there, it’s coming at the expense of spending time on your website?  So, why is it so difficult to wrap our heads around the idea that previously key metrics, like Unique Visitors, should be decreasing?

Despite the obvious reasons why these data points are less important, we still rely on them to tell a story.  Why?  Simple, because those are the numbers being used internally by brand managers (and the like) to indicate their success to their superiors.  The same KPI report being used today, is the one that was used last year, the year before that and 5 years ago.  Internally, people have been conditioned to evaluate performance a certain way and it’s too difficult, daunting, challenging, time consuming, etc. to get them to change.

However, change, they must.  And it’s our duty to help them change.  If you don’t take it upon yourself to help guide the conversation and evolve how performance is being measured, you just might find yourself getting fired for not meeting a goal that’s impossible to meet.

Reframing What You Think You Know

“The children had stones already. And someone gave little Davy Hutchinson few pebbles.

Tessie Hutchinson was in the center of a cleared space by now, and she held her hands out desperately as the villagers moved in on her. “It isn’t fair,” she said. A stone hit her on the side of the head. Old Man Warner was saying, “Come on, come on, everyone.” Steve Adams was in the front of the crowd of villagers, with Mrs. Graves beside him.

“It isn’t fair, it isn’t right,” Mrs. Hutchinson screamed, and then they were upon her.”

That was the last few passages from the GREAT short story, The Lottery, by Shirley Jackson.  People generally believe that winning the lottery is a great thing.  But, what happens when the lottery winner is the person that is stoned to death, as is the case in The Lottery?

We generally believe that options are a good thing because they provide opportunity and choices.  But, what happens when the person you love sees you as an option and won’t accept your proposal?

Lying is supposed to be bad, but isn’t it ok to lie to protect a surprise?  Quitting is something that shows weakness, unless of course you’re quitting cigarettes.  Trust your parents, because they have your best interest in mind, well unless your parent is Michael Lohan.

To advance the ball forward, assuming forward is a good thing, we need to start reframing what we think we know.  We need to challenge the beliefs we hold close to home.  It’s only when we stop accepting things for we’ve been told they are, they we can start creating things that stand out.

The Power Of No

I’ve been digging into Linchpin, by Seth Godin (it’s my first Kindle formatted book) and I’ve been enjoying it immensely. As usual Seth delivers the goods. I’ll be providing a full review like I did for Tribes, once I’ve finished it. However, I came upon a truly powerful passage that I felt compelled to write about.

In a section titled, “Saying No” Seth riffs on the power that comes from being the person who can say, “No.” Now think about that for a second. We usually demonize these people. After all, we want the “can do” person…the person for whom no mountain is too tall. Check out the passage and then I’ll offer up some thoughts.

“There are two ways the linchpin can use ‘no.’

The first is to never use it. There’s a certain sort of indispensable team member who always finds a yes. She always manages to find a way to make things happen, and she does it. It’s done. Yes.

Those people are priceless.

Amazingly, there’s a second kind of linchpin. This person says “no” all the time. She says no because she has goals, because she’s a practical visionary, because she understands priorities. She says no because she has the strength to disappoint you now in order to delight you later. When used with good intent, this negative linchpin is also priceless. She is so focused on her art that she knows that a no now is a worthy investment for the magic that will be delivered later.”

I was always the yes person. This isn’t to say i was a “yes man.” No, what I mean is, I believed that anything was possible. And why not? I enjoyed delivering the impossible. There is a thrill that comes from that. But, of late, I’m leaning that sometimes you need to say no. Saying no allows you to focus. It allows you to prioritize. It allows you to make even more progress than you could have from saying yes to every request.

It took my roughly 14 years in this business to learn that sometimes saying no leads to better productivity and better results.  But, I’m finding now that I’ve learned it, I’m becoming a much more useful cog in the wheel.

It’s Only My Job, It’s Not My Whole Life

“It’s only my job, it’s not my whole life.” Those are the words uttered more like a question than a statement, by Rachel McAdams in the trailer for the movie, Morning Glory. I’m not a Harrison Ford guy or a Diane Keaton fan. I’ve enjoyed Rachel McAdams’ work, but not enough to make me line up to see a movie she’s going to star in. But, I caught this trailer Friday night and was lured in by that line and the subsequent one delivered by Harrison Ford…

“I was never at home, when I was I took every phone call, watching TV out of the corner of my eye, let me tell you how it all turns out, you end up with nothing.”

I love my job. I love my career. I love what I get to do on a daily basis. But, over the last few years I’ve learned that you can’t let your job take over your life. When that happens, you have no life.

Want vs. Should

Do you want to eat lima beans and broccoli or do you eat them because you think you should? Ditto on working out, getting your boss a Christmas gift, sending a thank you card, attending your wife’s best friend’s wedding, and oh so many more examples.

Whenever someone does something I unfortunately feel the need to critically evaluate their intent. Are they doing it because they want to do it, or are they doing it because they think they should do it. Obviously, I value want over should. I want you to want to do things instead of doing them because you think it’s the right thing to do. I want you to send that thank you card because you genuinely want to, not because you think you’re earning points, making a good impression or doing the “right” thing.

How much better, simpler and more genuine would the world be if people only did the things they want to do instead of doing the things they think they should do? Heck, even if we went to an 80/20 or 70/30 split between want and should; things would be better.

The irony is, I’m guilty of doing things I don’t want to do…Yes, I’m raising my hand and turning myself in. I’ve done things because I felt like I should. It’s frustrating and I kick myself in the ass right after I do it. It’s a tough habit to break because it’s become a natural part of everyday life. Society expects and demands a certain amount of “fakeness.” And that’s just tragic for a society that also demands honesty and transparency

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