I’ll admit that it’s hard sometimes to watch Cora fall, which she does her fair share of, while learning to walk. However, whenever she’s fallen or bumped herself, it’s always been under our direct supervision and usually it happens on the carpet.
Well today we got a call from the New Horizon Academy, where Cora attends day care, informing us that she has a black eye. How did she get this black eye you ask? Well, she got it after falling face first into a bookshelf. This is the result:

Even though I’ve seen her fall before; this is different. Given the insane $300+ a week I pay them, I find it completely unacceptable. But, we don’t exactly have many options.
Day care is an interesting business model. Unlike, say the telephone company, you can’t exactly switch very easily. The day care business works against all the other traditional “path to purchase” models. Think about it, your day care has to:
- Offer a good curriculum
- Be a great, seemingly safe center
- Be in a convenient location; some place between home and work
- Not cost you an arm AND both legs
- Have great teachers
- Have a spot open for you
Assuming you can find one that offers 1, 2, and 5; you are still screwed because you have to hope the location works, the price is acceptable, and most importantly they have an opening.
So, if you are displeased with the center and want to switch you have to hope that you can find another location that offers all of the above at exactly the same time as when you want to switch. This is highly unlikely; trust me.
So tomorrow morning, you know what I’ll be doing? That’s right, I’ll be dropping Cora off at the very same day care that has allowed her to be bitten on 2 occasions and allowed a black eye to happen. Oh, and I almost forgot, if they think she’s sick they can just send her home, no questions asked, and you have to come pick her up.
It’s got me thinking that maybe I should open a day care.