Monthly Archives: January 2008

I Love Bill Simmons…I Hate Bill Simmons

Used to love Bill Simmons. Thought his columns had that unique blend of real journalism and fan based/centric attitude. I’ve bought his books, recommended his column, and was a frequent reader of his work.

Bill’s Red Sox columns were always brilliant, because they had real journalism credentials mixed with the passion of a die hard sox fan. As much as Bill wanted to be all Sox all the time; he maintained a level of integrity and was just a fan boy. He called a spade a spade and I loved him for it, even though I’m an Atlanta Braves fan.

But, this year, Bill went off the wagon and lost me as a reader and fan. It’s one thing to be a fan, it’s another thing to be blinded by it. His love for tha Patriots clouded is ability to think clearly and deliver authentic journalism. He dismissed spy-gate, gave ad admitted HGH user a pass, and indicated there was nothing wrong with the Pats running up the score. A real journalist wouldn’t and couldn’t look past these things.

Bill, it’s one thing to be a fan in the books your write. But, when you represent ESPN, you have to show just a little bit of integrity. For that reason and that reason alone…I’m done with Bill.

I’m looking forward to my Giants kicking your team’s ass.

Why Are We Spending So Much on TV?

Fantastic post and analysis by Joseph Jaffe here. If you don’t have time for the full read; this chart tells the whole story:

TV Spending?

Again, I ask why are we spending $3,000,000 on a Super Bowl ad?

Tipping Point Challenged

Love this artcle from Fast Company about how the Tipping Point is bogus. I thought Blink was an amazing book; but the Tipping Point was crap. The concept that a few very influential people dictate and determine how the rest of society acts is just silly. I could see that concept working with very impressionable (aka not smart) people. But for the rest of society I’m not buying into it.

"I’ve Worked In Digital"

It completely irks me when people try to make it seem like they understand the digital space by saying, “I’ve Worked In Digital.” It means absolutely nothing. I worked at a Dairy Queen when I was a kid; does that somehow make me an expert in the QSR industry? Of course not.

The most recent example of this comes from Nancy Hill, the newly elected President and CEO of the 4A’s. The full interview can be found here. However, the real meat comes in the form of this quote, “I’ve worked in digital, I’ve worked in every type of media. It’s less about what I bring from a gender standpoint than what I bring from a background standpoint.” Again, just because you’ve worked on some “digital” things doesn’t mean you’re an expert and it certainly doesn’t mean you can claim it as a benefit in your background.

The first giveaway, in my opinion, when some says “I’ve Worked In Digital” that makes it clear they don’t get the space is that they used the word “digital.” The category and discipline we live and breathe every day is INTERACTIVE. Digital can be an extension of interactive marketing.

Digital is also soooooooo 10 years ago; when no one understood the space at all. Digital sounded cool and trendy, but as the category evolved and matured we were able to provide a better definition around the medium.

Look, I’ve got no beef with Nancy. I’m sure there’s a hell of a lot she can teach me and I’m confident that she’s going to be great in her new position. However, don’t try to pass yourself off as being someone who can leverage interactive experience, when you’ve only played around in the space at a high level. In turn, I promise not to pretend I’m a broadcast expert because I’ve been on a few shoots?

Deal?

Top 10 Movies: 5 – 1

This is the second half of a post outlining my top 10 favorite movies. The first half of the post can be seen here.

5. Usual Suspects: If you haven’t seen it yet; too bad, I’m going to ruin it for you right now…Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze. Ok with that out of the way. I was floored when that fact surfaces at the end. You spend the whole movie entranced with the mystery of Soze, only to find out he’s been on the screen for 75% of the movie. This movie is Brian Singer at his best. The tempo, use of flash backs, narration, and overall story is nearly flawless. Every time I watch The Usual Suspects I stumble across something new I didn’t catch before.

4. Field of Dreams: This is one of the 3 movies that can make me cry. If you’re a guy and you’ve played catch with your dad, how can you not cry? In this flick we have Costner playing one of his two best types of roles: sporting guy (the other one is a character in a western). Field of Dreams is actually a take off of a book and if you’ve ever read the book then you know how close to the mark the movie is. Whether you like baseball or not, the movie warms your heart, and almost makes you want to build your own baseball fiedl.

3. Godfather I: Brando, Pacino, Caan, Duvall, and the list goes on and on. From the opening scene to the final scene the movie delivers. Nino Rota’s score is masterful and the overall story has so many lessons that are applicable in real life. This blog does a GREAT job if outlining some of the key ones.

2. Airplane: So many quotes, so many quotes, so many quotes! I can watch this movie over and over and over. It just rocks. The laughs are big, the story completely unbelieveable, and the characters are just amazing. Plus, this gets bonus points for starring Kareem Abdul Jabar as an airline pilot. Let me say that again, Kareem, all 7 ft. of him is an airline pilot. Long story short; if you haven’t seen this movie you are missing out and if you have seen it then you know what I’m talking about.

1. Almost Famous: I just watched this movie the other night AGAIN; and it reminded me again why I love it: Beautiful story telling. Cameron Crowe does a great job of telling the story in a way the comes across as realistic and makes you feel like you are in each scene. The use of music elevates the movie to #1 status in my book; specifically, the Tiny Dancer scene. And it has one of my favorite all time life lesson scenes. At the end of the movie the band’s manager, Dennis Hope, played by Jimmy Fallon presents the band with a lighter in one hand a closed fist as the other. He ask’s them which they’d rather want…the known entity or the unknown. The band of course wants what’s in the fist even though they have no idea what’s in it. The point of course is we live for the unknown.

Other movies that I love, but that didn’t make the cut:

Braveheart
Legends of the Fall
V for Vendetta
Meet Joe Black
Good Will Hunting
High Fidelity
Heat
The Departed
The Matrix (Part I)
American Psycho
Kingdom of Heaven
The Good The Bad and The Ugly
Goodfellas
Sin City
The Wizard of Oz
American Beauty
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Casablanca

Top 10 Movies: 10 – 6

Back on the old blog I had post about my favorite movies; it generated a lot of discussion. So as I march forward with blog 2.0 I thought well let’s roll with another top 10 movie list. First, let’s get the criteria out of the way. This isn’t a list about the BEST movies of all time. The AFI already does that here. BTW, there list is complete horse shit; but that’s a topic for a different day. This list is purely my top 10 favorite movies. These would be the movies that I’d save if my house was burning down. I also reserve the right to change this list at will. As a matter of fact I do change this list about once a month.

10. Rocky IV: This is such a great “popcorn” flick. Only in a movie could James Brown sing Living in a America, Stallone single handedly end the cold war, convert a stadium full of Russians in Russia to be pro Rocky, climb a mountain, not spar, take more punishment than is humanly possible, and win on Christmas day. Rocky IV isn’t a better movie than the three before it…it doesn’t have Mr. T’s famous quote of “Prediction? Pain!”…it lacks the rawness of Rocky I, it doesn’t have Mick, and of course it has the proverbial scenes where Talia Shire (Adrian) tells Rocky he can’t win. But, what it does have is two of the greatest montage scenes ever in a movie. It makes you feel so damn good about being an American, gets your blood boiling, and makes you want to say “Stallone, stop now…don’t make Rocky V.” I can catch this movie at any point and still want to watch it.

9. Shawshank Redemption: This movied used to be so much higher up on the chart, but sadly the millions of times that TBS and TNT have ran it really tainted the movie for me. It’s like if you ate your favorite meal at your favorite place every single day for the next 100 days. At some point enough is enough. So let’s break it down…we’ve got Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins playing two convicts. Improbable to say the least; but they are clearly believable in their roles. The amazing thing about this movie is that it’s actually based on a short story by Stephen King. WTF? Yes, the guy who gave you Carrie gave you this movie. The acting is brilliant, the music OUTSTANDING (one of my favorite soundtracks), and features so many great quotes. My personal favorite being, “I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone.” The writing is just fantastic.

8. Love Actually: I admit I hate Hugh Grant. Generally I run in the opposite direction when I see him in a movie. It’s not that Hugh isn’t a nice guy. I’m sure he’s as nice as he is dumb (seriously who cheats on Liz Hurley?); but the guy has NO range. He plays the same guy in every movie. He’s often a mildly rich to rich guy who has a crisis of conscious that can only be solved by through the love of a woman. He played this role in 2 Weeks Notice, Bridget Jones Diary, Music and Lyrics, Nine Month, and the list goes on. He actually even plays this same role in Love Actually, but I forgive him for it, because the movie rocks. Look at the cast: Alan Rickman, Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Elisha Cuthbert, Billy Bob Thornton, Liam Neeson, Emma Thompson, Shannon Elizabeth…and the list goes on and on. The story telling is top knotch. Given all th stories taking place at one time, it would be very easy to have the movie become a jumbled mess, but by the end of the movie everything comes together. Just love it. Thanks to my wife for introducing me to this movie.

7. Groundhog Day: Simply put, Bill Murray at his absolute best. The movie is flawless from start to finish. You have to love all the little characters in the movie. Chris Elliott and Andie McDowell are perfect complementary pieces. What I really dig though is that you end up thinking hard core about what day you’d want to live over and over and over. If you’ve never seen this movie; you’re missing out.

6. Star Wars: Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back: Dude…it’s Star Wars. You knew that one of these had to make it in here. I’m generally torn when it comes to picking a favorite Star Wars. I love the ending in Episode VI; the duel between Darth and Luke is nearly flawless. Episode has probably the best acting and cinematography. It probably goes without saying, but the prequels have the best special effects. All that said, Episode V combines the best of all the movies and gives you the famous twise; Darth is Luke’s dad. That blew my mind; I mean literally, it rocked my world. You got Yoda (for the first time), Obi, the droids, Han, Lando, etc. The cast is impressive to say the least. And the one thing that makes this movie work for me is that the BAD GUY WINS. I hate when the good guy wins all the time. In reality, the bad guy wins a lot of the time. You have to love how they brought reality into a movie about battles in outer space :)

Numbers 5 – 1 to be featured tomorrow.

Sometimes You Just Know

Stereotyping is bad, right? The funny thing with stereotypes is that many are actually founded in lot of truth. Seriously, there is real factual data to support many of the most common stereotypes out there. As I was driving into work this morning it dawned on me that with a quick glance of a car’s make, model, and driver I can pretty much judge how they were going to drive. Specifically, will they be conservative, slow, ride my ass, cut people off, use a blinker, be friendly, let you merge in, etc.

I tested my theory out this morning and was 27 for 35 on guesses. Not too bad at all. For those of you doing the math at home that’s 77%. I can’t cover them all in this post, but let me throw out a few that I nailed and a few I whiffed on.

The Hits
Older model Saturn 2-door with male late 30s driver who is smoking and has a mustache: slow as Comcast customer service, didn’t pay attention, on 3 occasions he had to be reminded by a honk of the horn to start moving again.

Newer model BMW X5 with female early/mid 20s driver who is wearing giant sunglasses and drinking a Starbucks: She’s all over the road, cutting people off, riding my ass (well until I jammed on the breaks and made her spill her coffee), and flipping between speeding up and slowing down. You’ve all seen this driver, she speeds up to cut someone off, but then has to jam on the brakes because she didn’t leave herself enough room after she cut you off.

Newer model Toyota Camry (color was beige) with female early 30s driver who has hands at ten and 2 and very basic hair style: I offer you our safe and conservative drive. The beige color, the hands at ten and 2, and the Toyota brand give it away. Could you have picked a more bland combination. Guess what lane she drove in? The middle; because the slow lane would be too slow, and the fast lane too fast…so she took the middle; shocker!

The Misses
Bright yellow Hummer H3 with midget mom driving the kids: Assumed she’d be the classic Hummer driver who thinks they own the road because of all the steel they have between them and somone else. Also, guessed that given the fact she has kids in the car she wouldn’t be paying any attention at all to the road which would compound her poor driving skills. I was completely wrong. She hugged the slow lane; wasn’t crazy, used her blinker (I think that’s the frst hummer driver to do that), and even let someone merge in front of her.

Black newer model Lexus with grandpa driving alone: Assumed he’d be a putz on the road, moving gingerly through traffic, and your classic patient driver. Woah! Could not have been more off the mark. This guy was like one of those crazy drivers they shown on Cops. Seriously, you’d have thunk he was being chased or was about to have a heart attack.

So why the hell am I writing all of this? I have no freaking idea; but it was on my mind. I’m going to run my theories again on the drive home. Maybe our cars and looks tell people more about us than we thought. Or maybe, as my wife thinks, the car has a way of transforming the driver. She claims I’ve become a much more “entitled” driver since I get my new BMW. Not sure I agree with her…but let me ask you this, what would expect from the following driver:

4 Year Old BMW 530i in Titanium Silver
Driver is early 30s, no sunglasses, hands at 10 and 2

Let me know and I’ll tell you if you’re right.

What Recent Ad Made You Act?

Is there an ad you’ve seen that made you act? Sure there are ads we like. There are ads we seek out on YouTube, but do they actually make you act?

I really like the Liberty Mutual ads, but it hasn’t made me switch to State Farm. Does that make the Liberty Mutual ads a bad investment?

Back In Action

I had a blog. It was a good blog…well at least I thought it was a good blog, people told me it was a good blog, and other bloggers seemed to like the content.

However, when you work for corporate conservative America, you need to be careful with blogs. Rather than challenge and be challenged continually I killed the blog.

Hindsight being 20/20 I would have kept the content from the blog so I could’ve repopulated this one with the content from the old one. Well, that’s ok, because I’ll be making up for it with a lot more posting.

Lean forward and get ready to enjoy!